Cheat neutral

By: Guillaume Paumier

Jul 03 2007

Category: en, tongue in cheek

3 Comments »

You may already know CarbonNeutral, a company that offers carbon offsetting services. In a word, they help your company having a good public image: your company pollute, but you pay them to plant trees so polluting is ok.

People like you and me are also able to alleviate their guilt each time they take the plane. By donating the Travel Foundation, you can compensate your own CO2 emissions generated by the plane. Great! Now you can fly as much as you like, since you pay people to repair the harm you are doing to your planet. Here are the indulgences of the XXIth century.

But are you cheat neutral? “When you cheat on your partner you add to the heartbreak, pain and jealousy in the atmosphere. Cheatneutral offsets your cheating by funding someone else to be faithful and NOT cheat. This neutralises the pain and unhappy emotion and leaves you with a clear conscience.” Faithful people are paid for not cheating. Great, heh? (See the video)

3 Responses to “Cheat neutral”

  1. N’importe quoi le cheat neutral. Sauf pour ceux qui sont payés. ;-)

  2. Ahhh c’était donc toi.
    Ok, je te rajoute un lien très bientôt.

    Why ine angliche tout ça ??

  3. Ine angliche bicoz 1. ça m’aide à l’améliorer 2. l’audience potentielle est plus grande 3. c’est fun et j’aime bien :)


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